Johnny Castle

No, we ain’t getting crazy like Patrick Swayze, but pornography’s very own Johnny Castle definitely gets down to a lot of Dirty Dancing himself. The only difference between the ‘80s summertime classic and our boy here is that our Johnny does a lot more dirty fucking than just dancing. Johnny Castle’s winking one-eyed monster has seen the deep end of more vajoon than a gynecological research center. He brings his A-game boner strength to set every time, to guarantee that our hoes and bitches get a true fuck-pounding and walk away limping with ecstasy. When chicks get the feeling that Johnny is on his way with his pet trouser snake, they automatically start doing throat-relaxation exercises. Girls just can’t beat the flavor of some Castle Mania Man Stick when it busts through their lips and breaks their jaws. We would be jealous of Johnny for all the awesome pieces of ass he’s owned in his long career, but it’s hard to stay bitter at someone we know is working hard for the fans. Sure, Johnny would share the poon wealth if we were around, but most of us have to live in the real world. This is why we’re glad to have a pussy and tussy-taming Mack Dad like Castle to represent all our raging hard-ons in the porno fantasy world. Whether you like petite teens crying in big dick agony, or busty dominant MILFs teaching their boy toys a lesson, Johnny is our man on the inside.